I was making that carrot and avocado thing because it's a day ending in "y" and therefore all the avocados are belong to me. This time, I thought that I should probably peel the carrots. I bought a bag of carrots, and so they were kind of like, " :/ our peels have dried into a carcass" instead of all, " :) look at how fresh and tender we are" ( Read more... )

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( IT MULTIPLIED )

This is a little something I like to call: penis goes where?

( and then they came on Brendon's face, the end. )

Fanfic Trope Meme

I think the idea of fanfic tropes is that you love the trope so much you'll read any story that containts it, regardless of the quality of the fic. There are some stories that contain these tropes that are just good stories. It's not like you have to like the trope to read the story. You can hate the trope and still really ( Read more... )

I still can't talk, which is RIDICULOUS. Utterly ridiculous. People seem to be able to understand me surprisingly well so that's awesome. queen_geek can actualfax read lips (as can her roomie. A household of lipreaders!!!) and I was all *______* at her for being able to understand me on Sunday. My classmates have been doing really well, too. Especially ( Read more... )

( recent twitter activity )

I am not even a little bit drunk right now! I'm totally sober, in fact. Just throwing that out there! *g ( Read more... )

I've been trying to come up with this list for weeks now. For the longest time, all I could come up with was thematic orgasm denial, but I have finally come up with some other things! \o/

1) Thematic orgasm denial. Okay, so the thing is, this one works for so many different stories, in so many different ways. There's: 1.1) UST. What is ( Read more... )

REALLY IMPORTANT REALIZATION!!!!

IMPORTANT:

IN 'THE WEIGHT', BRENDON SINGS, "PUT THE LOAD RIGHT ON ME"!!! HE SINGS THAT OVER AN OVER AGAIN. THE LOAD, YOU GUYS. LOAD.

IN THE ABBY ROADS VERSION, THE LAST THING HE SINGS IS, "PUT YOUR LOAD RIGHT ON ME." YOUR LOAD. RIGHT ON HIM. (LOAD ALSO MEANS EJACULATEIN CONCLUSION: FACIALS ( Read more... )

Hello internets. I am a little bit drunk right now, and I had said that I was going to stop posting drunk, since I was kind of causing troubles by doing that, but I am a cheerful!Laura, so I think that it will be okay.

I have found some very awesome pictures! YAY! (I stole these pictures from all over. Thank you, internets.) ( Pictures! YAY! )